I made sure I flinched when anyone used even a hint of a curse word because proper clergy should always do that and Proverbs says, “A word fitly spoken. . .” I was, in truth, a cosmetic Christian.
"Nothing says 'He is risen' like a chocolate fountain in the baptismal font."
- Nadia Bolz-Weber, author of "Pastrix"
Best one-liners from a lunch with Bolz-Weber...
Sarcastic, uncensored, best-selling author theologians headlined the luncheon at Saturday's Religion Newswriters Association's luncheon, titled, "A smart-ass tattooed lady and a middle-aged sexual deviant talk about Jesus."