It’s very hard to justify sitting by yourself watching television when the woman you claim to love is working her fingers to the bone for your benefit.
Grabbing a sheet of paper, I started listing household tasks in one column and then created two adjacent columns to record the percentage of each chore Ellen and I performed. How sweet this was going to be when, upon completing the list, I would see the 50/50 split in nearly every category, except for those where the percentage was heavily weighted on my side.