Being single, I may not have the best idea when it comes to marriage. From what I have seen with my friends who are married is that it takes compromise, trust and a whole lot of other factors. While marriage is a serious matter, I know there are also funny moments. Here are some funny quotes I found on marriage.
· Now, it’s true I married my wife for her looks… but not the ones she’s been givin’ me lately. – Jeff Foxworthy
· Behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes. – Jim Carrey (Bruce Almighty)
· For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked. – Bill Cosby
· Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash. – Joyce Brothers
· Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?- Marge Simpson
Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries. – Homer Simpson
· A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. – Paul Sweeney
